A Christmas Story

Twas the night before Xmas & ol Santa was pissed,  He cussed out the elves and threw down his list.  Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks..  I have a good mind to scrap the whole works!  I've busted my ass for damn near a year,  Instead of "Thanks Santa"--what do I hear?  The old lady bitches cause I work late at night. The elves want more money--The reindeer all fight.  Rudolph got drunk and goosed all the maids.  Donner is pregnant and Vixen has AIDS. And just when I thought that things would get better  Those assholes from the IRS sent me a letter,  They say I owe taxes--if that ain't damn funny Who the hell ever sent Santa Claus any money?  And the kids these days--they all are the pits  They want the impossible--Those mean little shits  I spent a whole year making wagons and sleds Assembling dolls...Their arms, legs and heads I made a ton of yo yo's--No request for them,  They want computers and robots...they think - I'm IBM! Flying through the air...dodging the trees Falling down chimneys and skinning my knees  I'm quitting this job there's just no enjoyment  I'll sit on my fat ass and draw unemployment.  There's no Christmas this year now you know the reason,  I found me a blonde. I'm going SOUTH for the season. 

Just thought you all could use a little cheering up, as I know I do from time to time. But I would like to take this chance to wish all of you a very happy holiday and a new year. this year has been tough on all of us and is testing the strength of all of our moral fiber. We all need to just keep the faith in ourselfs and in our hearts and in our life long partners that those of us have been lucky enough to find. I know that my little blog aint much when it comes to this huge WWW thing but I like to think that I keep it nice enough to keep you guys comming back. So again Merry Christmas and a very happy new year to us all....be safe everyone.

Rick

AKA THE Vegascabbie

Comments

[Vegas Taxi Driver]

Very appropriate. Sounds like the crap around us made its way to the North Pole. Merry Christmas to you.